Sometimes I hate myself for not being able to help my friends more. I do my best, honestly I do. But I'm only one man, and I can only take so much of listening to other people's problems. I don't talk about it much because I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but I have problems too and sometimes I wish I could just sit down with someone, say at lunch, and just talk to them about it. You know what I mean, no 'hi, how are you?', just sit down and unload in a selfish, unbearable monologue about what happens to be going on with me that day. I just wish I'd been born with the ability to do that. Unfortunately I was born a nice guy, and I care too damn much about other people's feelings to do it. But sometimes, just once, I wish I could. I'm such a fucking saint.